Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I Am Totally Amazing In This Slumdog Millionaire Parody

Unfortunately I did not write it. That honor belongs to the wonderful Abbi Crutchfield.

Oh and her fiancee/comedian pal Luke Thayer has a really funny wig.

ACTION!

Monday, February 09, 2009

I Post; You Decide

Is this good? I'm at work and can't watch videos. So I leave it up to you the reader: IS THIS FUNNY?

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Funny McSweeney's Piece From Ed Murray


My comedy friend Ed Murray is leaving for Seattle on Friday. Read his hilarious piece on why he'll never be a comic here and come to Soundfix tonight to send him off!

Comedy Free Williamsburg
@ Sound Fix 8pm

FEATURING
DC Benny (Comedy Central's Premium Blend)
Chris Laker (Gettin' Some)
Jamie Lee (NYUCF Emerging Comics Contest Runner-Up)
Lee Camp (Huffington Post, 23/6)
Pete Holmes (Live at Gotham)
Sean O'Conner (This American Life)

Hosted by Ed Murray (McSweeney's, Sirius Radio)
w/Mo Diggs (The Apiary)

110 Bedford Ave/N 11th
L to Bedford, G to Nassau

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

I've Seen The Future Of TV Show Adverts And It Is....

...previews for sketches. Important Things With Demetri Martin looks AMAZING. If Tim And Eric is what an Andy Kaufman sketch show would look like, this is like a Steve Martin Chappelle Show. Unlike most promos which show whole sketches (Human Giant) or whole episodes (Flight of the Conchords), Comedy Central is showing trailers for individual sketches. Since this one made laugh out loud, I'm showing this one. Bad acting=good times.

Monday, February 02, 2009

My Stand-Up Comedy Hero

As an Arab-American, I can relate to Sayid from Lost bombing as a stand-up

Hey Burger King...

Look, I love your foodstuffs. It's obvious from this picture. But must you go out of your way to try to be edgy? You're like the MILF that plays Nickelback in the sack because you think all the young dudes like that kind of postgrunge ballyhoo.

Let me take you on a stroll down memory lane-

Subservient Chicken: It's like a porno webcam, except it's a man in a chicken suit. Har-har d'ourves. The chicken does whatever you type in the message box. I typed "Run away from the factory farm and die."




Sean John Bags:


A few years ago the Burger Monarch asked Puff Daddy AKA Sean John to design their paper bags.



"Hey Diddles, we got a real sitch here. No matter how beautiful we make these bags, people wanna throw them out."

"You called the right one, fam. I am the master of disposable waste."





Whopper Virgins:


In one of their latest ad campaigns, foreigners from fourth world countries are given Whoppers for the first time. These novices to flame broiled greatness are called Whopper Virgins. Is it because of the ensuing flow of tears tinged with a bottomless sense of regret?






Angry Whopper:


Most comedians stop at three. I go beyond what is asked of me in the line of fire. Now there's this Angry Whopper pablum. That's right America, eat your emotions. This whopper comes with Angry Sauce. Angry Sauce. You know, because at the end of a drunken bender, there's nothing I want more than for a Whopper to hatefuck my mouth. [no image available]

KNOCK IT OFF BURGER KING!