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Drinking and Drugging Dream Journal

This is my first blog post in almost a year! New post, new segment! Exclamation point! I've been sober for seven months. As a result, I have dreams of drinking and drugging.

I figured I'd catalog these dreams in a journal, which is like my Mundane Dream Journal, but sadder.

I dreamt that I was drinking at a hotel bar in England. There was this tradition where everyone drank on Sunday morning the way Americans drink on Saturday night. I had noodles and walked around the hotel drunk.

What I find most disturbing about this dream is that fifteen years ago I would have dreamed that I was kissing Alicia Silverstone in a space shuttle. Nowadays the space shuttle is a hotel lounge and instead of Alicia Silverstone on my lips I have Jack Daniels. That is a fantasy of mine now, to drink in the daytime at a hotel bar. Hopefully in seven months I'll dream that I'm drinking a whiskey flask at a roadside grave.

See you next year!

I'm Coming To Your Borough (Probably)

If you live in downstate New York that is.

On August 10th, I hit Manhattan at the UG! Comedy Show for comic/producer Justin Murray's birthday show!

Then on August 19th, I'm headed to Queens to do a set at Waltz-Astoria.

Brace yourself Nassau; you're next. I'm gonna bring some thunder to the Wyld Chyld tattoo parlor in Merrick on August 21.

At the end of the month, Brooklyn feels the heat at World's Greatest Grandson in Greenpoint.

For more details check out the Upcoming Shows tab on the sidebar. Come watch me-isn't it about time you made a bold choice?

See My Stand Up Comedy Show TONIGHT!!!

This is one of the best lineups in a long time! Join host Tim Warner (opened for Doug Stanhope) as he presents some of the very best up and coming comedians in New York City including:

* Dan Goodman (opened for Drew Carey, BEST stand-up comedy writer in NYC)

* Adrienne Iapalucci (Winner of the People’s Choice Opening Act
Competition @ New York Comedy Festival)

* Jeff Wesselschmidt (Aspen Rooftop Comedy Festival)

* Jessie Richardson (writer for Witstream [check out her quips here
http://www.witstream.com/Public/Page...px?Lister=161])

* Harry Terjanian (MTV U)

* Maddog Mattern (Sirius XM)

* Mo Diggs (Time Out New York.com, MTV.com)

* Pat Rigby



Wednesday March 24

Intermission

When: Wed, March 24, 7:30pm – 9pm
Where: Ochi's Lounge, 353 W. 14th Street New York, NY
NO COVER!!! ONE ITEM MINIMUM!!

World's Greatest Grandson TONIGHT!

I'm gonna be doing a Greenpoint comedy show tonight. Very exciting because Greenpoint really is a very interesting place for comedy. Coco 66 has some great shows. But tonight's show that I'm doing (World's Greatest Grandson) is at Van Gogh's Radio Lounge. How exciting is that name? Sounds like a steampunk comedy club.

Here's what comic/producer of the show Bill Chambers has to say:

Tonight! World's Greatest Grandson
World's Greatest Grandson returns in March with shit loads of fuck-all! This month we have: Dan Goodman! Adrienne Iapalucci! Dan Mahoney! Mo Diggs! Tim Warner! Fraser Young! and sketch comedy by...World's Greatest Grandson returns in March with shit loads of fuck-all!

This month we have:

Dan Goodman!
Adrienne Iapalucci!
Dan Mahoney!
Mo Diggs!
Tim Warner!
Fraser Young!
and sketch comedy by Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting!

Hosted by Bill Chambers!

Tuesday, 3/2/2010
Van Gogh's Radio Lounge
147 Franklin St (btwn India & Java)
Greenpoint, Brooklyn
G Train to Greenpoint Ave

In addition to the great selection of comedians we have scheduled for tomorrow night, I'm very happy to announce a rare special appearance by The Dare To Be Stupid Dancers.

If you aren't already aware of TDTBSD, it's essentially a bunch of fat kids in Hawaiian shirts, dancing around to "Weird Al" Yankovic songs.

They really have a lot of fun, laughing and dancing to "I Love Rocky Road" and other Weird Al songs, just laughing their fat asses off, doing the "Monkey" and the "Funky Chicken" and so forth, until they're all on the floor, rolling around, giggling hysterically.

It's pretty much the best thing ever; you really have to see it.



Weird Al dancers. WEIRD AL DANCERS!!!! C'mon you can DVR Lost (I am). Come watch me and the Weird Al Yankovich dancers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!