Knock knock.
Who's there?
Joe the Plumber.
Joe the Plumber who?
Funny, that's what John McCain said earlier.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin who?
Sarah Palin, the grandmother of your illegitimate child.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Justin Timberlake.
Justin Timberlake who?
C'mon Dad! It's Thanksgiving!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mark Wahlberg.
Mark Wahlberg who?
I didn't mean to knock on the door. Just wearing "Dirk's Diggler" again.
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Hugh Downs, please.
Knock knock
Who's there
Hugh Downs
Hugh Downs who?
Hugh Downs Jack Daniels
PERFECTO!
And now: Bronx Mowgli
(Does it count to be a baby of a person who has no business being a celebrity?)
Knock Knock
WT
Bronx Mowgli
BMW
Bronx Mowglifully resigns from doing more celebrity knock knock jokes
Mo gleefully resigns from making me laugh then. Single tear.
Alan Thicke for the block? (Hollywood Squares lingo)
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