Monday, November 17, 2008

Celebrity Knock Knock Jokes

I wouldn't want to do these onstage but I don't want to throw them away either. Give me any celebrity/famous person/famous fictional character and I will make a knock-knock joke for you!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Joe the Plumber.
Joe the Plumber who?
Funny, that's what John McCain said earlier.

I'll never sell those chocolates now!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah Palin.
Sarah Palin who?
Sarah Palin, the grandmother of your illegitimate child.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Justin Timberlake.
Justin Timberlake who?
C'mon Dad! It's Thanksgiving!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mark Wahlberg.
Mark Wahlberg who?
I didn't mean to knock on the door. Just wearing "Dirk's Diggler" again.


Splotchy said...

Hugh Downs, please.

Mo Diggs said...

Knock knock
Who's there
Hugh Downs
Hugh Downs who?
Hugh Downs Jack Daniels

Abbi said...


And now: Bronx Mowgli
(Does it count to be a baby of a person who has no business being a celebrity?)

Mo Diggs said...

Knock Knock
Bronx Mowgli
Bronx Mowglifully resigns from doing more celebrity knock knock jokes

Abbi said...

Mo gleefully resigns from making me laugh then. Single tear.

Alan Thicke for the block? (Hollywood Squares lingo)