Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Reason For Medicare Crisis

Sorry miss, we can't pay for that double mastectomy-hold on, got another call. Penis pump? Just say the word GO! and we totes have that covered. Wait hold on, another call: yes we do cover hookers that taste like pink lemonade but that might go towards your deductible-wait hold on, another call; no I did not know that my tax payer dollars are being used to subsidize the sex lives of gullible blue hairs."

2 comments:

Jerell said...

Old people wasting Social Security retirement cash on their genitals?

Thanks, baby boomers.

Mo Diggs said...

Seriously, baby boomers are so annoying with their penis pumps and idealism.