Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Reason For Medicare Crisis

Sorry miss, we can't pay for that double mastectomy-hold on, got another call. Penis pump? Just say the word GO! and we totes have that covered. Wait hold on, another call: yes we do cover hookers that taste like pink lemonade but that might go towards your deductible-wait hold on, another call; no I did not know that my tax payer dollars are being used to subsidize the sex lives of gullible blue hairs."


Jerell said...

Old people wasting Social Security retirement cash on their genitals?

Thanks, baby boomers.

Mo Diggs said...

Seriously, baby boomers are so annoying with their penis pumps and idealism.