- I hate mayonnaise: Since I was eight years old, I have been repulsed by the idea of mayonnaise. How much? If my girlfriend started to eat mayonnaise I would break up with her. If you covered all my cash with mayonnaise I would throw it in the vicinity of a homeless person. If you told me my brain had mayonnaise in it, I would learn how to give myself a lobotomy on YouTube.
- I love Queen and Led Zeppelin Folks, I've been through many musical phases: metal; indie rock; electroclash; intelligent dance music; conscious backpacker hip-hop; soundtrack music. Through it all I've never changed the station/pressed "next" on the iPod when a Queen or Led Zeppelin song comes on. This doesn't exactly make me look cool: both bands were the alpha and omega of overproduced hi-fi stadium rock.
- I will always love the feeling of getting out of work This does not mean I do not like work. The downside of unemployment is that the whole day becomes relatively uneventful. At 5 pm on a workday I get out of work. Joy! At 5 pm on a weekend I check my e-mail for the billionth time.
What are YOUR absolutes?
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I don't have any absolutes that come to mind except that if it's sold in an infomercial, it must be amazing. What if a leprechaun under a bridge told you he could make you as famous as Queen, and all you had to do was eat a spoon ful of mayonnaise?
Would you possibly consider vegennaise, which is not made of eggs at all?
Interesting. Probably not because I want to be more famous than Queen.
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