Tuesday, March 31, 2009

MySpace: Most Ghetto Website Eva

If the Internet is like a highway of information, then the MySpace exit is one huge web ghetto.

- Every other girl is a cyber ho propositioning you for her cyber services.

- No matter where you look you see a shirtless thug.

- Shitty music is blasting out of shitty speakers.

- Everything is all dilapidated with ghastly MySpace graffiti.

There's even Tom, the cranky MySpace landlord. "OK we know there are problems-STOP WITH THE EMAILS! You get what you pay for!"

What's the crack of MySpace? MySpace. No matter how hard I try, I can't get out of the ghetto.


Jon Clarke said...

Just got to Facebook. They have cocaine.

Mo Diggs said...

facebook is like a rich neighborhood-always getting renovated and everyone has a white background

Anne said...

So it's a gentrified MySpace?

Mo Diggs said...

Not bad Anne.