Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Joke Junkie #3:

Today's headlines, tomorrow's jokes

Industry experts say digital 3D is the future of cinema. Which means viewers may be literally blinded by Dr. Manhattan's giblets.

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A prison officer was fired after befriending inmates on Facebook. No word on whether he will face charges for poking the inmates.

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A scientific study shows that semen makes women happier. In other news, Monica Lewinsky says her blue dress brings back happy memories.

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STREET JOKE OF THE DAY: An ad man walks into a bar. He rolled his eyes at the patrons and told his friend "This place sold out. It's way too commercial."
Call the bowler's union and tell them there's a STRIKE!

2 comments:

Jerell said...

Too...many...puns.
Suffocating...can't...brea...

Mo Diggs said...

That's why they call me the PUNisher