Monday, July 30, 2007

Family Guy Staff Meeting To Make A Film Adaptation Of The Show After The Resounding Sucess Of The Simpsons Movie

Head Suit

So let's talk Family Guy Film...

Suit #2


How about we start...with a flashback?

Head Suit

Genius. Fucking genius.

Suit #3

Then we can have a pop culture reference.

Head Suit

I'm in the zone; check it out -- a flashback to a pop culture reference.

Suit #2


Yeah yeah and then the second half of the movie is a pop culture reference to the 1990 film Flashback with Kiefer Sutherland and Dennis Hopper.

Suit #3


How about we put LSD in the water supply so everyone has flashbacks and we have a Warhol painting on each screen for the pop references?

Head Suit


Well we don't have to choose. All of the above sounds great. Now marketing. The Simpsons Movie replaced 7-11 signs with Kwik E-Mart signs. We've got do them one better.

Suit #2


How's about we replace the 7-11 employees with white people?

Head Suit


I'm sold. Say, what's taking the delivery guy so long? I'm more famished than an Ethiopian Rastafarian.

Suit #3


Let's just steal the Simpsons writers' lunch. They let us take everything else.

1 comment:

Jerell said...

Zing. Why do I get the feeling that the Family Guy writer's room is filled with Doritos bags and a bong shaped like William Howard Taft.