If I had my druthers, pit bulls would be tough but sweet, like sexy blaxploitation mothers. As it were, pit bulls can be unruly and mean. Either way, they don't have to be burnt to death to be punished. From what I understand, dogs aren't only susceptible to flames. Bullets and rotten chuck meat will suffice. Here are some pointers for punishing Pointer without a single drop of kerosene.
Burn yourself
Just think -- you can die violently, just like you lived.
Build A Bull Out Of Ice Cream And Have A Fake Pamplona Run That will confuse the pooch.
Play It Some Lisa Lisa And Cult Jam
OK I took it too far. Goodnight.
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Makes Michael Vick's cruelty seem...less cruel.
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