Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Iraq War Like Dane Cook Joke


Five years after the war started, I have reached the conclusion that the Iraq War is like a Dane Cook joke: the set-up, built on a false premise, led to countless hours of flailing limbs and screaming with no discernible conclusion or point. I am Barack Obama to Dane Cook's Bush: I'm dark skinned and I don't stand a chance.

6 comments:

bondgirl007 said...

You are such a loser! Dane Cook is hilarious and sexy. You're just jealous because he has made something of himself and you haven't. The fact that you even take time out of your life to post a comment like that only shows you how important he is to you. Maybe you should try and make something out of your life and stop wasting time ragging on him.

Mo Diggs said...

Something tells me you think I'm jealous of the Iraq war as well.

bondgirl007 said...

No I just think you're a moron. I think you are loser comic who never made it and instead of using your time to actually make something of yourself you sit around ragging on him because you can't make anything of your life. He did something very nice by going over to entertain the troops, why would you say something so bad about him? Let's see you fill Madison Square Garden and The Boston Garden. But you can't, all you'll ever be is a stunt double for Sinbad, sitting around writing bad things about someone you could only hope to be.

ss4-goku said...

wow bondgirl007 your fucking crazy!,dane cook steels his jokes from other Comedys,whats wrong with u.At the end of the day do you think dane cook cares about the crazy fan people like u.dane cook steels a lot of jokes so i do not respect him,so if you stick up for trash like dane cook that means u are worst then trash

go big red 01 said...

Yea. Some of his jokes sound like ones youve heard before but doesnt everyones? Personally i think that Dane Cook is hilarious the way he tells them. he's very energetic and funny. he has some original jokes like the atheist one. i have never heard one like that before.

NotableXception said...

Mo: I like your analogy. Dane Cook is a no-talent hack. There should be a law...did you hear that he broke Dave Chappelle's record for a longest stand-up set by subjecting a crowd to his banal and wholly unfunny anecdotal shit for seven hours!? What a horrible thing to do to people...they must have broken some fire codes when they chained the exit doors shut. Tragic, tragic.