FOLDING LAUNDRY
I helped my girlfriend fold my laundry. I don't believe it's the woman's duty to do domestic chores, I subconsciously assume they are supposed to. My unconscious tells me things and I can't answer back because I am unconscious of it. An unconscious message is like a fart: you don't know where it came from, so after a while you assume it's you.
MCDONALD'S CHEESEBURGERS
McDonald's has the bacon and cheese angus. Great stuff but today I settled for dollar value cheeseburgers. Nothing says "recession" like diced onions.
I DID, DIDN'T I
I dropped my pants during my set last night. Everyone laughed. But me.
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6 comments:
I laughed AND pointed. Just to be clear.
That really narrows it down.
The angus burger is one letter away from describing what it is actually made of.
ho boy, guess i better steer clear of the burrito, which is two letters away from describing what IT is actually made of.
Your unconscious needs a Zantac.
McDonald's angus burger is made from people.
BURRO! Hahahaha.
I excel in word puzzles.
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