Student Union: We don’t have wacky, college humor newspapers in Iran. Well, except for The HA!-locaust. It’s like our version of The Onion with funny fake news stories about the fake Holocaust
Library: We have no Internet in Iran. Only Sega CDs with looped footage of my speeches.
Science Building: Oh, so that’s what uranium is. I thought it was an aquarium filled with piss.
Frat Party: Awww, man. Why you gotta lip the blunt like that? It’s like you’re an Iranian male prostitute swallowing the firm, thick, veiny penis of a tough Middle Eastern leader who likes wearing Member’s Only jackets. What?