Do This On Thanksgiving And I Will Pay You One Massachusetts
Buy everyone in the family presents. When you get no presents in return, let out an exasperated sigh and say, "Figures."
I will pay you one Alaska as well if you produce a live turkey to your girlfriend's (or someone else's girlfriend's) father and ask for her hand in marriage.
3 comments:
Pilgrims. *PSHH* Coming over here illegally and taking our maze gathering jobs.
Screw your turkey!
maize injun.
go read the bible again
I will pay you one Slave.
Matthews Band.
SMB was first mentioned in Crashiticus 12:14.
'And jeah, Mo Shall Decry Me ... But I Shall My Ganjey and Smiley. Sing, Dance, Love, Yadda Yadda Yadda ...'
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