Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Do This On Thanksgiving And I Will Pay You One Massachusetts

Buy everyone in the family presents. When you get no presents in return, let out an exasperated sigh and say, "Figures."

I will pay you
one Alaska as well if you produce a live turkey to your girlfriend's (or someone else's girlfriend's) father and ask for her hand in marriage
.



See you (not pay you, see you) Monday.

3 comments:

Jerell said...

Pilgrims. *PSHH* Coming over here illegally and taking our maze gathering jobs.

Screw your turkey!

Mo Diggs said...

maize injun.

go read the bible again

Ed Murray said...

I will pay you one Slave.

Matthews Band.

SMB was first mentioned in Crashiticus 12:14.

'And jeah, Mo Shall Decry Me ... But I Shall My Ganjey and Smiley. Sing, Dance, Love, Yadda Yadda Yadda ...'