Tuesday, October 16, 2007

America Loves Watching Hot Women Get Eliminated

Looking at some of the biggest reality shows in America (America’s Most Smartest Model, Rock of Love, Flavor of Love), one can’t help but conclude that Americans' cockles get warm every time they see hot women get eliminated. The epistemological truth about reality, according these shows, is that it is our intrinsic, biological imperative to systematically eliminate a house infested with a bevy of alluring ladies until there is one left.

I have always assumed that this is not the case, but perhaps I am being too cynical and close-minded to accept scientific evidence. Maybe this is why women in fundamentalist Muslim countries are told to wear burkas; so they can be eliminated indiscriminately.

This is why each week I will ban one hot woman from writing comments on my blog.

My girlfriend, Amy, will be the first one eliminated.

Watch your back, Jerell.

Oh, I'll moderate your comments, all right

5 comments:

Jerell said...

Ohhh, I'm scared! Watch your back, I'll shank you!

Mo Diggs said...

BANNED!

Abbi said...

On Death to America's Next Top Model, there is only one elimination round, and no winners.

Mo Diggs said...

Didn't I ban you already

Amye said...

YOU CAN'T BAN ME, I'M LEAVING THE SHOW!!!!!!!!!