Just read this article on Shecky envisioning a future in which stand-ups are all from Harvard.
"But sir, I went to Oxford. Please listen to my Facebook joke."
"No dear lad, only Harvard grads. Give it up for your next comic, Poindexter Rutherford."
"Thanks. So who here has worked on a game theory problem, huh? This guy's like 'Shut up, my wife is here!'"