Friday, November 03, 2006

Hey John Kerry

Leave the comedy to me fuckface.

Thanks for blowing another election Frankenstein. Did you always score one for the other team (the GOP)? Did you fucking give military secrets to the Viet Cong gossip columnists? Did you give your wife's parents a bottle of Hunt's ketchup as a housewarming gift? Did you thank Dr. Frankenstein for creating Dracula? Fucking droopy faced windsurfing shitbag.

I know, this is a red herring, blase blah. But this close to the election season, it's asinine. It's like Kerry gave Karl Rove a silver bullet when he was completely out of ammo. Goddamit now the GOP is gonna remain in Congress. Thanks a lot.

Might as well tell some more jokes while you're at it. I'll be your joke writer.

"How many troops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know the answer but it's definitely more than the troops we have now."

"What do you get when you cross a soldier and a terrorist? A doofus trying to figure out the connection between himself and Al Qaeda."

No you can't have these jokes, Ketchup Kennedy. I'm mocking your sense of humor. These jokes aren't funny and neither are you.

Maybe that's why Bush won -- because he's funnier than you.

Unfucking real.

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