Patton Oswalt's recent high school speech has been analyzed and broken down as if it were the Gettysburg address by this former principal. Oswalt's comedy is so great it is worth literary exegesis.
I consider the following his "four score and seven years ago" moment:
“First off: Reputation, Posterity and Cool are traps. They’ll drain the life from your life. Reputation, Posterity and Cool = Fear.