Co-worker: (after receiving copy of daily report from Joker) "Thank you very little." Haha.
Joker: (puzzled look)
Co-worker: Caddyshack? Chevy Chase?
Joker: Haven't gotten around to that one.
Co-worker: OK what gives? When I gave that erotic gag gift from Spencer's to Floyd in sales -- the Chinese condoms, remember -- it just went over your head! Does anything make you laugh?
Joker: I have a...strange sense of humor.
Co-worker: Look I'm not judging you -- I get it, you are a part-time clown, everyone's taking it on the chin with this recession. But are clowns the only things that make you laugh?
Joker: No. (long pause) I like...physical comedy. You know...slapstick. I can watch people falling all day. All great comedy comes from pain. Not awkwardness, not non-sequiturs -- give me pure unbridled, unhinged agony anytime.
In all great comedy, someone has to get hurt. You know what the secret to comedy is?
Co-worker 1: Wha-(Joker shoves pencil in co-worker's eye)
Joker: Timing! Ahahahaha! (rest of the office laughs)
(voiceover announcer) William Shatner as The Joker, on The Office Thursdays this fall on NBC!