Wednesday, April 19, 2006

Dissed .. For a Microscope

One winter, I went to the Invite Them Up CD release party and saw a lovely woman handle the merch. Lo and behold, she was single. How did I find out? I saw she was DATING A MICROSCOPE.

How is a microscope better than me? It doesn't have a penis (though, unlike me, you can see my penis with the microscope). Touche, microscope. But remember Ms. Comer -

Just because it sees what the naked eye hides
Does not mean it sees what is inside

1 comment:

Maria Maria said...

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