Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Hey Online Media Divisions for Corporate Megaliths...

Fire your IT departments. MTV, your site takes so long to load, I refuse to link to it. Same goes for you, National Lampoon's Toga TV. Why would I ever visit such a shite? Because Hollywood Reporter discussed "some other corners of the Internet's ongoing funny fest." Here are the other corners:

Super Deluxe
Tim and Eric
A Week of Kindness

Mysteriously, those sites do not make my browser crash. But the more your site appeals to meatheads (MTV, National Lampoon's) the more time it takes to load (The Meathead Time Ratio). I do not know if I like Toga TV or not; the videos never loaded. But I did catch an Axe body spray ad. Perfectly targetted for the meathead demographic.

Shoot, it's like your online division is run by slow-witted meatheads who sing folk songs about vagina and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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