Tuesday, February 06, 2007

The Ten Most Hackneyed Internet Joke Premises in Stand-Up

10) Let's cut the bullshit-the Internet is only good for porn.
9) You ever Google your ex?
8) Who's this Tom guy on MySpace and why does he want to be my friend?
7) Back in my day, we called a "blog" a "diary."
6) So I was on the Internets...
5) Who wants to say "I have a hot date with LadyBug413?"
4) I wonder what happens when you Google Google?
3) What's with these penis enlargement e-mails I keep getting?
2) You can buy whatever you want to on eBay these days!
1) Aren't hackneyed Internet joke premises annoying?

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