Previously on Moby Schtick
"My third wish, now that I can feel pleasure, is to get a massage."
The genie teleported Bill O'Reilly onto the ship. Bill got out the loofah and falafel and rubbed that chicken tenderly. At the end, the chicken said "That was half-assed." Bill turned to the genie and winked. "I only like the right wing."
As if the genie's job could not get worse, washed-up '90's rapper Skee-Lo stepped forward.
This Skee-Lo
After the video was over, the genie said "Lemme guess-"
"Allow me," said Skee.
"I wish I was a little bit taller."
"Sigh, wish granted."
"I wish I was a baller."
"You're gonna drag this out aren't you. Wish granted."
"I wish I had a Big Mac for a dollar."
"Huh?"
"Allow my boys from Oh Word to demonstrate"
The genie said "You know what-"
TO BE CONTINUED
Stay tuned for what will either be a smackdown or a MACdown in the EXPLOSIVE SERIES FINALE.
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